Dear Me,

   Having a bit of a mini-breakdown.  I wish he would have gotten ready sooner.  He'd be out the door by now!!!   I hope they give him a job....I hope I hope I hope I hope.  Jesus Christ man, just GOOO!!!!

Why does he always wait until the last minute to do everything???  I mean, traffic!  This meeting is important and he's dawdling.
AARRGGGHHHHHH!!!

Please, please, please let him get this job!!